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On 05/14/2010 at 6:32am - intimacy - by dissappointed91 - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got my maths test back. My result was 8/61. It only really hit me when I remembered that 7 of the answers were given to me by my friend. On the whole test, I got 1 answer correct. FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 4:07am - misc - by crapatmaths (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband found it amusing to wake me up wearing a gas mask like the killer in "My Bloody Valentine." It scared me so much that I peed all over myself and the bed. FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 4:06am - love - by CrazyRandomRebel - United States
Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML
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On 05/13/2010 at 10:11pm - misc - by BigMouth McRedface (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 12:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the cops kicked in my door in because of an ongoing fight with my neighbor. She told them I was selling drugs out of my home. They handcuffed us all after throwing us on the floor, tore the house apart and found nothing. I did get an apology for living next to crazy people, but not for the broken door. FML
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On 05/13/2010 at 6:15am - misc - by jallamong90 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up finding myself laying in my own pee, naked, in my bathtub. All because I have a sleep walking problem. FML
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On 05/13/2010 at 6:21am - health - by pissy - United States (Maryland)
Today, my wife and I ate at a revolving restaurant high above the city. We saw our car parked down below, and joked that it would be funny if we saw it getting stolen and couldn't do anything about it. When we got back to the car, it had been broken into. FML
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On 05/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by YellowKettleBell (man) - United States (Texas)
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