fml
Today, I went on a blind date with a girl I met online. I lied to her that I was single, and she told me she is single too. I immediately knew she was lying when I saw her. Why? Because she is my girlfriend. We broke up. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Mhsaysdance (man) - Malaysia (Perak)
Today, I met the guy I love's fiancée. It turns out, she's amazingly gorgeous, so I thought to myself that she's probably a real b*****. She actually held the door open for me and was really friendly. I thought to myself, well, she has to be really stupid then. She's training to be a doctor. FML
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On 05/11/2010 at 12:53pm - love - by lonelyloser333 (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, after two years of dating and working together, my boyfriend proposed to me at work. After I tearfully said yes and all of our friends and coworkers applauded, our boss took us aside and fired us both for causing a distraction at work. It's going to be fun paying for the wedding now. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 10:04am - work - by mybosssucks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I boarded a crowded train. I am heavily pregnant and I looked around, hoping someone would offer me their seat. No one did. An old lady did call me a slut though. FML
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On 05/06/2010 at 3:10am - misc - by upthedufff - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a customer come into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
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On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - kids - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
